Emergency Preparedness Buffs Pillows

'Now what?'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Emergency Phone.

Emergency exit into Space

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Prepper Dog

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

Emergency Underpants

"My God, now what?"

Small Government Is Here

Disasters

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

Fire Assembly Point

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

In case of fire call yourself.

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

Worker: 'QUICK, does anybody here know First Aid?!' / Worker: 'Yeah, him.'

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.