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"Quick! I see his avalanche beacon."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Woman escapes with cats.

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Arf! Arf!'

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Privacy Conference Security

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"The club scene is really changing."

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Private Viewing

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Fetching some fuel.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim