Search And Rescue Worker T-Shirts

'Some people never learn, do they? The guy I saved today I've saved twice already!'

'Oh - It's you.'

"I like working in Search and Rescue: people are so genuinely happy when you reach them..."

Survival kit

"Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the cadavers."

There are tracking dogs and then there are tracking dogs!

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

Cat in Tree.

'Arf! Arf!'

Dog wearing a cone

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Fetching some fuel.

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Helicopter

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

Lifeboat

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

Coastguard

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.