Search And Rescue Worker T-Shirts

'Some people never learn, do they? The guy I saved today I've saved twice already!'

'Oh - It's you.'

"I like working in Search and Rescue: people are so genuinely happy when you reach them..."

Survival kit

"Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the cadavers."

There are tracking dogs and then there are tracking dogs!

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

Cat in Tree.

Dog wearing a cone

'Arf! Arf!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Fetching some fuel.

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Lifeboat

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Search and Rescue

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

Coastguard

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."