Fire And Rescue Worker T-Shirts

Firemen rescue mushrooms and pepperoni with a pizza.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

Cat in Tree.

Dog wearing a cone

'Arf! Arf!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Fetching some fuel.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'I'd say you're a little late...'

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Survival kit

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

Search and Rescue

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Helicopter