Slope Humorist Gifts

Skier with an anchor.

The rocket powered skiier

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Ski lift mobile

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Ski kicker.

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"Well, Charles, it wasn't a 'pesky little wasp,' it was a hummingbird."

Border Guard

"The best way of dispersing crowds in the inner city is to start handing out job applications!"

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

Cook complaining to milkman

Bra falling from the sky.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'Pssst...wanna buy some tabs?' (Launderette)

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

Laugh and the World Laughs with You, but Not on the I.R.T.

Airport. Taxi. Everybody I drive to the airport seems to lose their fear of flying.

"It gets a lot of refracted light."