Hop-loving Humorist Gifts

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Gary turns 40.

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Elevator Music

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Gangsta wrap.

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Hipster Police Department

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Dave :)

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Quartet in the snow.

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."