Hoopster Humorist Gifts

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Pete Sampras

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

Gary turns 40.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

The Hockey World

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!