Slope Humorist Prints

Skier with an anchor.

The rocket powered skiier

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Ski lift mobile

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Ski kicker.

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

Cook complaining to milkman

"The best way of dispersing crowds in the inner city is to start handing out job applications!"

Border Guard

"Well, Charles, it wasn't a 'pesky little wasp,' it was a hummingbird."

'Pssst...wanna buy some tabs?' (Launderette)

"It gets a lot of refracted light."

Laugh and the World Laughs with You, but Not on the I.R.T.

Bra falling from the sky.

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.