Ski Slope Comedian Prints

Ski Instructor

The rocket powered skiier

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Rude Snowpeople

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

"Because we're jerks."

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Border Guard

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

'I call that check my 'Pancake Special'.'

"It needs a bit of work."

Agricultural Skier

'Once you've got this mastered, Ellen, then you can try it on two.'

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

'... 'Step2: Get a running start.' ... Oh, here we go! ... 'Step 3: Jump into the bobsled.''

Skier with an anchor.

Humpty Dumpty goes skiing.

"That's Mount Keister. Be Careful though, it could go off at any time!"

Ski Toilets

Skiing Accident

'Mr. Murdoch... skiing isn't for everyone.'

'Never mind your trousers ripping, keep going!'

"Beware the slippery slope, young man."

'No Bobby. This isn't a crime scene. Those are snow angels'

"DOWNHILL skiing, not uphill skiing. The clue's in the name."

Dead Snowman Police Outlines.