Humor At The Slopes Prints

Border Guard

The rocket powered skiier

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

There's no way you could have attained Nirvana already — you don't even have hemorrhoids yet.

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

'Look, a pair of mountaineers: Looks like they're really struggling on the easy cliff-face...'

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

'Once you've got this mastered, Ellen, then you can try it on two.'

Agricultural Skier

Ski Lift

"That's Mount Keister. Be Careful though, it could go off at any time!"

Chairlift to hell.

Humpty Dumpty goes skiing.

Skier with an anchor.

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'... 'Step2: Get a running start.' ... Oh, here we go! ... 'Step 3: Jump into the bobsled.''

'Yoooo-hooo! Has anyone seen a ski pole that I dropped when I was on the chairlift?'

Skiing Accident

'Mr. Murdoch... skiing isn't for everyone.'

"I say IT'S HARD TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WHEN IT"S SO WINDY!"

Ski Instructor

"Beware the slippery slope, young man."

Man with skis on his behind - "Just in case I fall on my ass."

Skier chasing his skis down the slope.

"I expected something a little more spiritual."