Mountain Climber's Humor Prints

There's no way you could have attained Nirvana already — you don't even have hemorrhoids yet.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

LOOK BHIND U!

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Fork in the trail.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Mountain escalator.

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

"Because we're jerks."

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

"Wow! Joe really did a nice job on the latrine."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

Border Guard

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

"It's customary to climb all the way up."

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

Man with butt full of porcupine quills posting sign to warn others.