Slope Storyteller Prints

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Ski lift mobile

'First of all, relax.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Ski kicker.

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Skiing Accidents.

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Skiers

Winter Roadwork...

And now bring the girls!

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'How was your ski trip?'

"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Hitchhiking skier

Ski Slope

Skier with an anchor.

Colorado skier

"I've never skied paper before."