Slope Storyteller Prints

This is the longest chairlift on the mountain. Hey, let's talk politics, total stranger!

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Ski lift mobile

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'First of all, relax.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Ski kicker.

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiing Accidents.

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Skiers

Winter Roadwork...

And now bring the girls!

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'How was your ski trip?'

"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

Hitchhiking skier

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

Skier with an anchor.