Slope Snack Enthusiast Gifts

Bad moments in skiing.

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Super Heroes.

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Goal!"

Back in 5 minutes!

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Sheltering in place.

"He's an indoor cat."

How lazy people decide what to eat

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

Cinemuck

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.