Mountaineer With A Sweet Tooth Gifts

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Bubble Gum Farms.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Picking pastries.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Jewish Geometry

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

A dog at the bakery.

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Baking

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

Building a gingerbread house

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Sandy Floss

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'