Self-proclaimed Sweet Tooth Gifts

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

His Her Cakes

Our visit to the flan factory.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

Mouse with a cat cake.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

'Therapy?'

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

Building a gingerbread house

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."