Foodie With A Sweet Tooth Gifts

'I really should consult a dietician. My idea of preparing healthy food is to blow the sugar off a donut.'

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

"I'm watching my sugar intake."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"You did the order - I said broccoli, not gateau!!"

"That celery's turned to rhubarb, Miss."

The gingerbread man got too close to the windmill cookie.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

His Her Cakes

Ice Cream Dreams.

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

Mouse with a cat cake.

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'Therapy?'

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

Building a gingerbread house

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."