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'I really should consult a dietician. My idea of preparing healthy food is to blow the sugar off a donut.'

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

"I'm watching my sugar intake."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"You did the order - I said broccoli, not gateau!!"

"That celery's turned to rhubarb, Miss."

The gingerbread man got too close to the windmill cookie.

"Dr. Graham, we would like s'more Children."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

His Her Cakes

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

'Therapy?'