Self-proclaimed Sweet Tooth T-Shirts

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Ice Cream Dreams.

His Her Cakes

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

'Therapy?'

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

Building a gingerbread house

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'