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Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she's leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

"I'd like seconds!"

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Ice Cream Dreams.

His Her Cakes

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

Boy on father's knee

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

'Therapy?'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'What are you baking?...Yay! Please can I lick the bowl?!...Nom!'

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

Building a gingerbread house

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."