Slope Snack Enthusiast Mugs

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Super Heroes.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"Goal!"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Back in 5 minutes!

Sheltering in place.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"He's an indoor cat."

How lazy people decide what to eat

Cinemuck

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."