Slope Master Pillows

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Skiing Accidents.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Rock Climber

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Ski lift mobile

The Perfect Cannonball

'First of all, relax.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Ski kicker.

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

Winter Roadwork...

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"Wear a helmet."

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

And now bring the girls!

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

Rock Climber

“My secret is lots of hills and meeting new people.”