Sleek Stylist Gifts

'What do you call a blonde doing hand stands? A brunette.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Ski lift mobile

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Dolores is so avant garde.

Vivienne Westwood

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Redecorating Easter Island.