Quirky Stylist Gifts

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

"And which solar system are you from?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Barnyard wigs.

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Clothes for the Headless

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Hats and Food

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Unicorn in the Woods

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Foxy lady

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.