Quirky Stylists Gifts

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Doulton Canada Geese

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Watch Your Step

Pumping up wig in blender.

Artist, painting graphs.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Where Mom used to take you.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

One size fits all

Casual day in Antarctica.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

"Stripes are very unfashionable."