Quirky Stylists Prints

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Doulton Canada Geese

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

They will too notice.

Watch Your Step

Pumping up wig in blender.

Artist, painting graphs.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

I have to wear these because I saw my eye doctor this morning. What's your excuse? Excuse? I've got the best excuse in the world: I dig Roy Orbison!

I took up antkeeping.

Where Mom used to take you.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

Casual day in Antarctica.

One size fits all

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

"Stripes are very unfashionable."