Quirky Home Stylists Prints

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Doulton Canada Geese

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

Duck in a bathtub

Superintendent

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Arctic Snails.

Artist Painting his Television.

"Are you willing to relocate?"

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

Pumping up wig in blender.