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"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Doulton Canada Geese

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Superintendent

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Duck in a bathtub

Artist Painting his Television.

Arctic Snails.

Wallpaper Bouguet

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"Are you willing to relocate?"

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'