Home Stylist With A Twist Prints

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Doulton Canada Geese

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

The quarantine self cut.

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

Wallpaper Bouguet

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"Reporting live from my apartment in my pajamas, this is Herb Nielson."

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

Trampoline Roller Paint

'Of course when minimalism died I got rid of everything.'

Family living in an allevator

A great paper if you have a house full of kids...

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

Dying your hair red at home

"Congratulations! You are now forging ahead in our self-isolating backdrop competition!"

"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"

"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"