Quirky Hairstylist Gifts

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Monks haircutting with compasses

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

Baby Hairstyles.

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Unicorn in the Woods

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Doulton Canada Geese

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Foxy lady

Burlyesque

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Watering can helmet.

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

The Formal Street Artist

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

Hipster Coffee

Monster slippers.