Quirky Hairstylist Gifts

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Monks haircutting with compasses

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Baby Hairstyles.

I love the Shard

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Doulton Canada Geese

Unicorn in the Woods

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Foxy lady

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

They will too notice.

The Formal Street Artist

Watering can helmet.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

Burlyesque

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Operation Tattoo

Pants Uglifier!

Gator Painter.

Dog Catcher.