Slideshow Whiz Pillows

"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."

Nerd tryouts.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

'First the good news.'

Cool 3-D screen.

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

Pollsters

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

1080P New Year's Resolution

"Have you tried powerpoint?"

Innumerate accounts department

Executive MFA

'Of course you're all for animal testing. You always get straight A's.'

Gretchen encounters the mother of all SAT questions.

"My presentation was poorly researched and generally incorrect, but the high-tech graphics blew 'em away."

"Come on, Harry. . . make it snappy! No one has time for all your adjectives, prepositions, and conjunctions!"

"Roger, is your whole presentation in emoticons?"

"I have bad news, but it's in bullet points!"

'Here's your problem. You're using third-generation software but you're a first-generation computer user.'

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti