Cinema Whiz Gifts

Sean Connery

Nerd tryouts.

Gadget geek.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

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"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

1080P New Year's Resolution

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

"Problem?"

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'Here's your problem. You're using third-generation software but you're a first-generation computer user.'

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

"One of the advantages to working from home is free tech support!"

"'Thank you for sending us your manuscript,' she exclaimed. 'You're welcome,' I retorted. 'Unfortunately, it's not what we are looking for,' she opined. 'How disappointing,' I remarked."

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

'Well you know what they say 'here today gone tomorrow' or in the case of dotcoms, 'here today gone shortly after lunch.'

"The good news is a major company has noticed our website. The bad news is they're accusing us of copyright infringement."

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'