Slideshow Savant Gifts

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

TV-Man

Binge Watch

All the apps hidden within a phone

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

The Plasmas.

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"God, I love this show!"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

I'm afraid your hour is up, Al� I'm resume talking you down next week at the usual time.

"Cool game!"

Mind control

"Now let's walk through slide 67...'50 ways to make your presentation more exciting'."

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

Consumer care and technologies

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

"My new mobile phone makes me feel so space age!"

"We'll have to operate to remove the phone from her hand!"

"She died doing what she loved."

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

Self-portraits

'Dude ... I think your avatar just had a stroke.'

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

Some apps are really useful.

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'