Storyboard Artist Gifts

"Story boarding our next flight."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"Writer's block?"

Books Providing Bright Idea

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

Men dancing

"Now all we need is a good script."

Witch Hardware

The History Teacher

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

Writer's Block Party

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Teacher walking past drawings of suns casts shadow

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Bookmore Publishing Co. Autobiography Editor - Embellish and De-Embellish.

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'

I was able to get you a 2-book deal.