Storyboard Strategist Gifts

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

A Hole in the Dike

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I have been hearing some disturbing comments about you, Parker, some of your employees think you're a nice guy!'

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

Pin the blame on the donkey.

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

Takeovers.

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"I didn't get where I am by trying to please."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

Meeting. 'Meh.'

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"