Screen Strategist Gifts

Internet Cafe.

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

A Hole in the Dike

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Are we overthinking this?"

"Take me to your thought leader."

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"Charles here isn't just a duck; he's a duck with a vision."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'It's perfect ... except the client wants their name to be twice as big as the art.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Go around the block, my show's not done."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"I know I shouldn't let them have so much screen time, but how else am I supposed o get anything done?"

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."