Screen Strategist Pillows

Internet Cafe.

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

A Hole in the Dike

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Pole Vault Rules

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"Are we overthinking this?"

"Take me to your thought leader."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"Charles here isn't just a duck; he's a duck with a vision."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'It's perfect ... except the client wants their name to be twice as big as the art.'

"Go around the block, my show's not done."

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

"I know I shouldn't let them have so much screen time, but how else am I supposed o get anything done?"