Storyboard Artist Pillows

"Story boarding our next flight."

"Gotham can wait!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

'But I digress...'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

"Writer's block?"

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Books Providing Bright Idea

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

The History Teacher

"Now all we need is a good script."

Witch Hardware

Men dancing

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Writer's Block Party

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

Teacher walking past drawings of suns casts shadow

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Bookmore Publishing Co. Autobiography Editor - Embellish and De-Embellish.

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'