Storyboard Enthusiast Pillows

"Enough storyboarding. Let's shoot something."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Jacques et Jille

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

Hansel and Gretal

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Around here it got a little tricky...

Alberich steals the gold

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"