Boardroom Artist Gifts

'Look, we just need to make a few simple decisions. For once, can we do it without an endless squabble over whether we should take the high road or fly under the radar?'

Can you do it so my eyes follow everyone around the boardroom?

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

Around here it got a little tricky...

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'First, I want to apologize for calling this meeting on such short notice.'

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

Reluctant Directorship.

"Before I continue past my opening joke, I want to know if she is laughing or crying."

"NAY!!"

"All power to the board of directors!"