Boardroom Enthusiast Gifts

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

'We are giving out bonuses for no sane reason.'

Around here it got a little tricky...

Hostile take-over.

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"All power to the board of directors!"

Company take-over bid

"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now."

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'This is Phillips. He's our new idea man.'

'He's reacting to a customer shift that only he can hear.'

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

"As an efficiency expert I can with great certainty point to one inescapable fact. You guys aren't."

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'How about a game of cards?'

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Let the Summer Games Begin!

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

Existential Risk

'No surf?'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"I'd rather be at the office."

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

White Flight. Beautification. Gentrification. Plain Old Rich.

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"Let's identify our weaknesses... and don't look at me when you talk."