Boarding School Aficionado Gifts

'Speedy Boarding' is a ?2000.00 supplement for boarders allowing your boy to start term 1 hour early and feel superior.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'How about a game of cards?'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Around here it got a little tricky...

Safe Driving.

Existential Risk

'No surf?'

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"All power to the board of directors!"

Company take-over bid

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

The Trump Administration Alternative Reality Game

'I hate rainy days!'

"As an efficiency expert I can with great certainty point to one inescapable fact. You guys aren't."

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Skateboarding

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'

'I think we are finally turning the corner...'

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

'You've played Pooh sticks right?'

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

"He came to conquer the planet, but first he wants to get his feet wet by serving on a school board."