Boarding School Aficionado Prints

'Speedy Boarding' is a ?2000.00 supplement for boarders allowing your boy to start term 1 hour early and feel superior.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'How about a game of cards?'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Around here it got a little tricky...

Safe Driving.

Existential Risk

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

Let the Summer Games Begin!

'No surf?'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

White Flight. Beautification. Gentrification. Plain Old Rich.

"All power to the board of directors!"

Company take-over bid

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

The Trump Administration Alternative Reality Game

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

'This is Phillips. He's our new idea man.'

Skateboarding

'I hate rainy days!'

"As an efficiency expert I can with great certainty point to one inescapable fact. You guys aren't."

'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'

'I think we are finally turning the corner...'

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

Say, Gutenberg, do you think you could print up some bingo cards?

'You've played Pooh sticks right?'

"School is loverly this time of year."