Boardroom Enthusiasts Gifts

'It so happens, I think of myself as a CEO first, then as a human being.'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"However, we're doing rather well, according to uninformed sources."

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

'No surf?'

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

Dog fetches dice

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Company take-over bid

"All power to the board of directors!"

"Let's identify our weaknesses... and don't look at me when you talk."

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

Can you do it so my eyes follow everyone around the boardroom?

'Well, I'm glad you two share a sense of humor.'

'This is Phillips. He's our new idea man.'

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

"As an efficiency expert I can with great certainty point to one inescapable fact. You guys aren't."

Skateboarding

Donald Trump