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'It so happens, I think of myself as a CEO first, then as a human being.'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"However, we're doing rather well, according to uninformed sources."

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

'No surf?'

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Dog fetches dice

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"All power to the board of directors!"

Company take-over bid

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

Can you do it so my eyes follow everyone around the boardroom?

"Let's identify our weaknesses... and don't look at me when you talk."

'Well, I'm glad you two share a sense of humor.'

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

"As an efficiency expert I can with great certainty point to one inescapable fact. You guys aren't."

Donald Trump

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

Skateboarding