Boarding Schools Gifts

'Speedy Boarding' is a ?2000.00 supplement for boarders allowing your boy to start term 1 hour early and feel superior.'

Computer Room.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"Could I ask just one question?"

"Three more years of high school."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

'I really crammed last night.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Today we learned to count to one.