Boarding Schools Mugs

'Speedy Boarding' is a ?2000.00 supplement for boarders allowing your boy to start term 1 hour early and feel superior.'

Computer Room.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

I will study my speling words...

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"Three more years of high school."

'I really crammed last night.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

Today we learned to count to one.

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'