Boarding School Enthusiast Mugs

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

Around here it got a little tricky...

Safe Driving.

'No surf?'

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

Sergey Rahmaninov

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"All power to the board of directors!"

Company take-over bid

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

Skateboarding

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

'I hate rainy days!'

"As an efficiency expert I can with great certainty point to one inescapable fact. You guys aren't."

'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

"He came to conquer the planet, but first he wants to get his feet wet by serving on a school board."

"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now."

Hostile take-over.

"Mum! My hoverboard broke!!"

'Now that we've boarded our first class, priority, gold priority, business class, premium and gold star passengers - is there anyone else left?'

"I'm telling you vision boarding works."

"Guess who got into Hotchkiss!"

'HI, Mom. Meet my significant other.'

"It's an awesome board. However, your dimensions may be a little off."

"Surf's up!"

'We are giving out bonuses for no sane reason.'