Bodyboarding Gifts

"I resent having to pay for my parents 'baby boomer' pensions, pensions that I'll never be able to afford."

You Are Here

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Tommy!"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Muscles

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Snowman

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

The rock caricature

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."