Bodyboarding Pillows

"I resent having to pay for my parents 'baby boomer' pensions, pensions that I'll never be able to afford."

You Are Here

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Muscles

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Tommy!"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Powerful Love.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"We're exclusively delts."

Snowman

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'