Moving To Boarding School Gifts

Boy who has forgotten to pack his dress coat

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'But what is the universe for?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

Planned service changes

Am Awful Crammer.

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Learning Curve

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

Student Food Pyramid

The Month of August

The First Day Back

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

Knight school.

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'