Slideshow Disruptor Gifts

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

'She wishes.'

"You must be the new guy!"

"Pawn to King Four."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

"Which brings us to my next point."

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

'They tried to GAG her but they can NEVER stop her 'dance of neglect on the ward'!'

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

A man exits his house to a clapboard.

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

"If anyone wants me, I'll be out photobombing the tourists."

"How about one-ish? I love the way it sounds."

"Admit it, you didn't prepare your slide presentation, did you?"

A dictator makes a speech, about to be doused with water.

Occupy crunch

'Ssshh! You're disturbing the class.'

'Miss Jones, those pants have got to go. I can't have my secretary looking like a boy.'

An angry engineer getting out of a train that has had to stop because a woman has taken some railroad ties out to build a flower garden in the middle of the tracks.

"That's the first time he's ever done anything spontaneous!"

"You seem so chill!"

do you like democrats of republicans? is that the only choice?

'Would you mind jumping in further down please?'

'We'd like to share a haircut.'